#Tf2 stats

[endergirlplayz]

it's friday.... tf2 stats time!

I was too exited to wait till later so we gonna do this now

Archimedies (I hope that's spelled right ,also Ive draw the bird so much he gets a Stat now) 4

Ms Pauling: 8

Demo: 10

Sniper : 13

Spy: 14

Heavy :17

Soldier : 19

Scout : 22

Medic : 27

Engi: 28

Pyro 39

So some personal thoughts on theese stats: I like drawing have now I blame the heavy tf2 person for it( skewing my statisics again smh /j (/pos))

Also I gotta draw demo more! If anyone has incorrect quote suggestions for demo lmk because for some reason I feel as tho I need an excuse to draw them .

Also I wasn't sure how to count the drawings that are just pyro and scouts hands, i did count them but you could make an argument that scouts score should be 21 and pyros should be 36.

[aaa-comics]

TF2 Weapon Concepts: The Everymann

An idea for a TF2 weapon I had. Let me know if you wanna see more!

[queerfortress2]

May I request Scout with a reader who finds his awkward attempts at flirting with them endearing?

MOD MEDIC TWO IN A ROW (engie keeps looking at other requests) I LOVE THE IDEA OF TF2 PATHETIC MEN YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND — mod medic <3

GN!READER X SCOUT ; SCOUT CANNOT FLIRT FOR SHIT

• ITS SO SAD MAN

• he tried to lean on a door once talking to you and miss the doorframe entirely, crashing on his side. he played it off by doing push ups but it was so clear he fucked up

• shoutouts to the bucket of chicken instead of flowers. i hope you like chicken! he’s so bad at romance it’s comical.

• i think he would try to impress you by taking you places and then see other guys do better and fold… you do have to tell him that you enjoyed the visit or else he will assume he did WORSE

• my mans got a bad complex im sorry

• it’s okay tho!! he enjoys you laughing! he thinks it makes up for all the mistakes he made in the day, because at least he made you happy while doing it!

• other scenario is that he gets you both ice cream and runs excitedly to you only to drop your cone on the ground. he would look down and then hand you his cone instead. heS SO SORRY BUT LIKE HE CANT HELP BUT BE FAST he forgot he was holding ice cream

• the adhd is real….. (hc completely help)

• if you happen to not be like him and a lot more sophisticated, 1. how did he bag you 2. i think he would try and take you to a library because “you fancy smart” and then get kicked out because he was being FAR too loud.

• at this point you have to set up the days if you don’t want wacky hijinks to occur in a romantic setting.. it’s just not gonna happen if scout plans it

• i think if he really tries to be traditional the only place it doesn’t go wrong is him taking you to his ma. and it’s very fun for you!! she loves you! a little too much. she shows you his baby photos and he’s begging her to stop. but look! little scout with a baseball bat and a missing tooth! he’s so cute!

• (he’s seething and crying)

[jevilowo]

man i wish i knew what that image was so i can know why the firebeastie will be inconsolable

...i mean maybe im just kind of stupid and this is about how pyros usually counter spies and this would have been way easier for them before the first spy update... eh whatever. stupid broken image.

[powerade]

133 8330 63

[clovert3a]

Yknow how mlp infection AUs are popular rn? We should totally do that with tf2 😼

[renthewerecatboi]

wouldn't it be cool if spy had a revolver sidegrade that turned his gun into a throwable weapon?

[thefederalgovernment]

You know, over my thousand hours of playing TF2, I’ve tried to main Engineer, Medic, even Heavy Weapons Guy™. And yet, despite everything I try to do, no matter how long I try to play the classes I want to main, my most played class always ends up being Spy against my will and I don’t know how to feel about this. I think at a certain point I’m just going to have to accept that god has cursed me with spy main syndrome, but denial sounds like a better idea for now. 

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

like guys if you do not see me running around it is because I am dead please stop calling medic I can hear you but i cannot heal you when I am dead also demoman yes i am healing you yes i will kritz you when the charge is full you know this i can not pocket you and keep the rest of this team alive and you are at full health i am doing my best we won the round thankfully because kritz stickies are just *chefs kiss* you know? merry fuckin kritzmas (oh dude i should name a kritzkrieg that)

[nuclearisopod]

and then i drew more ocs in tf2 . my Brain is Rotting

i am putting all my clowns on the red team and all my jesters on the blue team . they are ENEMIES

[endergirlplayz]

Tf2 stats

Hi! It a been a few weeks, sorry abt that I got sick, anyway

Archimedies 4

Pulling 8

Demo 19

Spy 21

Sniper 22

Heavy 23

Soldier 34

Scout 35

Medic 39

Engi and pyro 49

So couple crazy things here engi and pyro tying is nuts. Also I litterally almost doubled demos Image count and that wasn't enough to get him to not me my least draw merc and I feel a bit bad (if it makes you feel better I drew him more than heavy and spy, they just alreadddy had more images )

Also lmk ifyou want zhanna added or if I should wait till I've drawn her more than once. Also should pokemon au podove count for archimedes since he's supposed to be the archemedis of the pokemon au.

[kellanved-ammanas]

I have hit 1,000 hours played of TF2. My play time stats look like this.

Adding all the times together got me 595 hours and 27 minutes (I added the seconds too, they converted into a clean extra 5 minutes). Which obviously, those times don't go up when loading, queuing, and doing stuff in the main menu. The difference between that and the 1k hours Steam says I have though makes me feel that the total playtime stat doesn't go up when you're waiting to respawn either. Which, I kinda thought might be the case but this confirms it, I think.

[eudico-my-beloved]

i have played nothing but medic for three days

[im-not-a-sheep]

i love seeing when tf2 comic #6 was made bc like 2017 man... i was alive then

no shit i was alive then, i just dont remember the comics being updated then, i dont even know if i knew of the comics then, maybe i did and ignored them, or i did and forgot and missed when the 6th one was made, but damnn

[polarfarina]

Legit considering playing tf2 again. I was never any good. But it was fun

[conkreetmonkey]

Red Dead Redemption 2 was so real for creating the most in-depth, realistic clothing system I've ever seen in any game, and exclusively using it on burly, unhygienic men.

You choose every layer, every accessory, with dozens to hundreds of each to choose from. You can go in and fine-tune minute details like whether or not to roll up the shirt sleeves, or button the collar, or whether to wear your pants under your boots. These clothes get dirty in real time depending on what you do in the game. Mud, dust and blood linger unless washed off. Every garment has a warmth rating based on its material, and the game calculates what temperatures an outfit is suitable for based on the combined total. Dressing too cold or warm for the weather causes health debuffs.

You can choose which way he parts his hair, and whether he gels it. If you eat too much he gets bulkier and gains a double chin, and if you eat too little he can go underweight and get all bony and sallow. Both of these states come with stat changes. His hair and beard grow in real game time, and you need to routinely style and shave his facial hair if you want any style other than a full Santa. You need to bathe him regularly or people will start commenting on his BO, and he'll start visibly appearing filthy long before that. He sunburns in the sun, and in the heat he becomes slick and glossy with sweat.

This shit is IN DEPTH. It blows the customization systems of actual fashion-centric games like tf2, Monster Hunter and Splatoon out of the water in every regard. They honestly look basic in comparison. It's a paradigm shift for sure once you experience RDR2's level of customization. Everything else starts to feel smaller.

The player character all this customization is applied to, and I simply cannot stress this enough, is a 36 year old, 6'3" smoker weighing well over 200 pounds, with facial hair thicker than a sheepdogs, forearms like gnarled tree trunks and a dark, dense forest of body hair covering every reasonable surface. His skin is pocked and marred with scars from a rugged, nomadic lifestyle, and his teeth are the colour of cornbread. He has a thick southern accent, is a known mean drunk and knows how to skin pretty much any North American animal. He has never worn deodorant, flossed or moisturized. He eats canned beans, fruit and the like by simply pouring them into his mouth and gulping, often while walking or riding a horse at full gallop.

I can think of NO better use case for such customization. Not some fresh-faced little twink, not some busty anime babe. Just a gross, hairy, unwashed homeless dude with crippling self esteem issues and a chest broader than a barrel laid lengthwise. A non fashion-centric game, certainly a non-fashion centric character, but for some reason the best clothing and customization system ever concieved, bar none. What the fuck.